Gay Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra

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Hetero Linux Sex Positions
Lesbian Linux Sex Positions

Linux doesn't have the toughest image, but we're about to change all that. Forget vanilla programming. Are you ready for Linux and leather? Here are some hardcore Linux sex positions for all you macho men. And yes, Tux is a leather-loving bottom. Didn't you guess?

Position 1- Master/Slave

The partners emulate the master/slave server relationship, with the kneeling partner subservient to the dominant standing partner, who controls their exchange and data transfer.

Position 2 - Nero

The receiving partner lowers himself on his partner's member while facing away, then seats himself in the manner of an emperor on a throne, or a Linux wannabe who just compiled his first kernel.

Postion 3 - Dual Boot

The receptive partner lies on his back with his legs parted, while the dominant partner penetrates him from above. Most effective if both partners are wearing boots.

Postion 4 - Ruby on Rails

Both partners lie side by side and one penetrates the other from behind. Also called the infinite loop back.

Postion 5 - SIT Tunnel

The active partner lays on his back and the receiving partner faces him and lowers himself onto his penis. Their intercourse simulates the routing path that information takes between two nodes.

Postion 6 - Raise(3)

One partner inserts himself into the other from behind, and then picks him up and continues intercourse in a standing position. The partner who does the holding and standing is the "handler". Requires a lot of upper body strength and thorough knowledge of programming commands.